Moo

Hey guys,

   I  couldn't really think of anything to write or post or stuff because I haven't been on this blog for a couple of months. Like almost a year. So here's a conversation with an imaginary cow names "moo"


Me: Hey cow, what's your name?

Cow: Moo. Moo?

Me: Hey Moo, my name is ---- (i can't give ppl mah name or some cereal killer might find this and murder my cereal)

Cow: Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo.

Me: So, whatchya doing?

Cow: Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo. Moo?

Me: Me? Oh I'm just talking to an imaginary cow in my head who is being milked by a farmer. Wait, where is the farmer.

Cow: Moo Moo Moo.

Me: Oh really? How did he taste?

Cow:  Moo Moo Moo, Moo Moo Moo. Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo.

Me: I have some salt in my pocket? But I guess I can't give that too you know. The farmers already being digested in your gastrointestinal system.

Cow: Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo?

Me: A gastrointestinal system? I have no idea. I'd just google it.

Cow: Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo!

Me: Ha! That's sucks for you cuz'  I have fingers and you don't.

Cow: I know where you live. I bet you taste as tasty as that farmer did.

Me:  Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo?

Cow: Why yes, yes I can speak in human, actually I have just stolen you voice. And now I will tell you how I killed and eat the farmer and why I did it.

Me: Moo Moo Moo Moo? Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo?!

Cow: You want your voice back? Well, first you will listen to my tale, about the cruel old farmer who may share the same fate as you!

Me: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Cow: So anyways.. I was sitting here munching some grass, when the farmer's daughter, Sally, came to milk me. And she pulled my utter so hard, I kicked her in the face and sent her flying 50 acres past. They thought that Sally ran away or something but if they tried they would find her body buried under one of their crops. It actually benefits them. The soil will have plenty of nutrients and also Sally was really bad at milking us cows.

Me: Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo?

Cow: How did I bury her? Oh, I used my Ferrari. Good thing it was red though, I had to run her over a couple of times and the blood blend in perfectly with my car. Anyways afterward the farmers wife, Jason, came out to milk me. Jason was a boy pretending to be a girl so he could marry a farmer and get free wheat. He is obsessed with wheat. However Jason was very fond of murdering cows and he decided to murder my girlfriend, Leila. So in the night, I got a knife and slit Jason's throat. Then I buried her in the forest. There was only the farmer, and his son, Caleb, left. Caleb made fun of me and called me fat. So I slapped him, knocking him unconscious and gave him to my friend Slendy to finish him off. Finally the farmer thought that it was time I go to the butcher. When he shipped me off to the butcher, I broke off the lock of the cage and then I threw him in the cage instead and put him in a cow suit. Then I stole his voice as well. When the butcher was done with him, I wanted to try human so I took a piece and it was delicious.

Me: Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo?

Cow: Why am I killing you? Cuz' you made fun of me not having fingers.

*Cow proceeds to bite me and I throw the salt in his mouth:

Cow: NOOOOOOOOOO, Salt!!! THATS MY ONLY WEAKNESS. WHO TOLDD MOOOOOO?!

Me: That's what you get cow!!!!

Cow: MOOOO MOOO MOOO MOOO! MOO MOO MOO MOO MOOO!

Me: I have way too much free time.

Cow: Moo, Moo Moo Moo.

WHATCHU LOOKIN AT?

I haven't posted on this for a while and now I feel very weird about it because this was a thing i did when i was little and I realize that people are actually starting to look at this because of gnt thingy. And all I have to say is 'No". This is full of weird things I used to do with mah friends when I was little. Do you ever do things when you were little and then realize its very stupid. Well this is one of them and so are all my other blogs.    Don't judge me, k?

 K, love ya <3

Sneezes

Sneezes are weird things, wouldn't you say. I don't know where this came from but this may be a coooliooo idea. You know how when people sneeze their heart stops for a second? So what if someone sneezes for a long enough time they could see what being dead is like and then they can come back to life to tell us what it was. Of course that would be impossible unless there's some superhuman technological thingy that can help us! Of course that would take a brain like Albert Einstein or someone smart like him. So yeah. For some reason I fell like sneeze is no a word anymore. That happens when I say or read a word too much. Sneeze. Sneeze. Sneeze. Now I want to sneeze. It feels like sneeze is a sort of kleenex thing or brand of a car rather than a verb. meh. Oh well.
 I hope you guys don't get colds or are getting sick from the changing seasons. My throat is killing me and my nose is ON FIREE!!! (That reminds of that chase commercial which showed Alicia Keys singing "This...girl is on FIIIIIREEEE!!" So it would me like My...nose is on FIIIIIIREEEEE!!) From like all the tissues I used. Eew :(
Well Goodbye. Off too play Poptropica and enjoy my childhood while it lasts :)

Love,

Me- the socially awkward Potato flavored penguin <3

Disney

Disney movies are AWESOME! I was just watching the Aristocats and I was thinking of how adorable and classic those movies are!  Whats your favorite Disney movie? (You can answer this in the poll on the bottom of this page, that's where all the polls are) If you want to tell us why then you can comment it below. Also if there are any Disney Movies that I missed, please tell me.

:D Hello allllllll!!!!

Okay here is a list of stuff for you to do this month

1) Scroll down, all the way. You see the Polls? In order to see them you're going to have to highlight it.

 

2) So I have this addiction to a game called Poptropica. Most of you already know what that is. You should play it some time. 

3) Follow my tumblr! Or make one so I can follow yours - Mine is aninana3001.tumblr.com. (In order to make one you have to be 13. But I really don't care)

4) Go trick or treating! It's almost Halloween! Do you guys know what you're going to be? I'm being a Dalmation because they're adorable! <3 Woof! Woof! :)

5) Last week at my soccer game my family went to a nearby bakery to get some bakery stuff (Pastries, Brownies, Cakes, whatever you wanna call them)  It's called D'Orsi or something. They have really good brownies. So you should try to go there! 

No.Time.To.Post.

Right now it's 7:46 AM. I don't have that much time to post on this blog so my posts will be limited. I have a lot of homework and I also have dance and soccer which takes up a lot of free time and energy. I won't write that much about Chicago but if any of you want then I will email or maybe posts sights I recommend if you ever visit Chicago. So this post isn't just about me saying that I have no time to post. Like Pffhttt! Who would ever do that not me! (Okay maybe I do stuff like that sometimes :P ;))

A few of you skipped a grade, a few of you moved. And the rest of you either are in 5th or 6th grade.

To all the people that skipped 7th grade, how are you doing? How do you like it? Did you make any new friends? Is anybody really annoying that you just want to pinch their heads and make them explode? Yeah me too. The first new friend I made is sooooo nice! She's also really helpful and smart. And you know what? I'm around average height!!!!! (Okay, maybe a little to the short side, but still) My classes are easy except for my language arts class, you can't slack on your Writing Journal like we did with Mrs. Mandell. :P And actually I see most of my 6th grade friends most of the time.

To those who moved or are in 6th grade, how's 6th grade? Is it really boring? Did you make new friends? How are your houses? Hope you are doing well, I really miss you. Ananya you poked me really hard the other day and now my stomach hurts really bad. Also I pulled the muscles in my elbows and  in my left shoulder :(. Tessaaaaaa! :(WE miss you soooo much!!! Sparsh, I see you almost everyday so HELLO!!!:D

To those in 5th grade: Heehehehehehehehe, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH! I see you on Wednesdays because I buy lunch on those days. I will see you...soon. HEHEHEHEHEHE.

Okay well I have to go to school now so bye!

Chicagooooooo, CHICAGOOOO!

Hello my fellow friends, right now I'm in Chicago, and it's really cool, I saw the building where Transformers was shot. WE took a roadtrip all the way from NJ to Chicago, we also stopped at Toledo, OH where we stopped at my dad's friends house, they had a mansion because they lived in an estate! Tomorrow, I start my real exploring because we have to rest today.
   We also swam in Lake Michigan though it was pretty shallow and there wasn't that much to do where we went. There was this big sand dune we climbed that was tiring because our feet would keep on sinking in. After that it started raining and we left. At the end of this week you'll probably learn a lot about my road trip.


   Also you guys may have noticed my new blog look, comment about how you like it, and if you would want me to add any pages just tell me. I'm thinking about adding a page for books, So tell  me what you think of that also.

Sincerely, 

Aninana